Brought America to the brink of nuclear war after tensions had long subsided, removed safety regulations, sent federal troops to brutalize protesters, crashed the stock market,
it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
Keep in mind, Amazon workers rely on food stamps while Amazon posts record profits.
When corporations like Amazon and Walmart don’t pay their workers enough to live, and those workers are then forced to rely on government subsidies like food stamps to survive, you the taxpayer are essentially paying their wage ON BEHALF of that corporation.
That should make you very, very angry at the corporation that’s screwing both you AND the worker whose tab you’re forced to pick up.
Anyone gonna mention how this guy actually preformed live with Carly Rae Jepsen?
I’m gonna scream is2g
I was thinking of reblogging this again just because the original video is still amazing, but then I see the second video and lost my mind. The upgraded fan, the body glitter, the sheer fact that he got to do this with the actual singer.
This is Mark Kanemura, he’s worked closely with Gaga and been a finalist on So You Think You Can Dance twice. He didn’t “get to do this”, she hired him and he’s been in her music videos. He’s not just some nameless funny queer on the internet, say his damn name lol
“Straight white conservative men are afraid they might have to keep their bigotry to themselves for 10 seconds. Literally everyone else is afraid that straight white conservative men will kill them.”